Whiskey Toast – 5.12a

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  • 5.12a
    2025-07-27
    My god, so psyched. Tried this once each year we were here for a while and couldn’t figure out the moves. This year fun things happened like my underwear falling out of my pants and Johnny telling someone else at the Aspen glades that he was flattered at the idea that his dog wanted to hump him. I was inconsistently able to lock off to the mono and decided to just lurp for it and did it! This climb is heinous but also the sequence after the off-the-ground heinousness is actually pretty sick. Celebrated with whiskey and avocado toast. Thanks to Jake for hours or bush belay :|